Three ways to die....
Take a ciger daily--you will die 10 years early!
Drink Rum daily-- you will die 30 years early!
Love someone truly--you will die daily!
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A foolish MAN tells a woman to STOP talking,But a wise man tells her that
she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
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One good way to REDUCE alcohol consumption. ....
Before marriage--Drink whenever you are SAD,
After marriage --Drink whenever you are HAPPY!
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Fastest means of transport......
1.Tele-Phone
2.Tele-Vision
3.Tell to woman
Need still FASTER--Tell her NOT to tell anybody
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A man got 2 wishes from god. He asked for the BEST wine and BEST woman.
Next moment, he had the BEST wine and MOTHER THERESA next to him.
MORAL:Be Specific
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If you do NOT have a girl friend--you are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a girl firend--ypu are missing EVERY thing in your life.
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Love your friends NOT their sisters, Love your sisters NOT their friends.
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8.When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE??
Ans: On Their MARRIAGE
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Why governments do NOT allow man to marry 2 women?
Bcoz, as per constitution, you canNOT Be Punished TWICE for the
same mistake...!
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